April 2009
1 post
Trade: Linux lessons 4 420 (Brooklyn) or Jail is...
Been a while I’ve been busy
Great minds think a like. Moved here and no 420 friends. I know Linux/Unix inside and out, just no 420.
I can picture this session now “Dude <inhale> then you unzip and fsck”
March 2009
8 posts
Adult Website Seeks Content Moderator(s)
“Drupal based adult website seeks person(s) to rate and review content for accuracy. We maintain a site containing links to free online adult material. Our goal is to ensure the highest quality user experience. We are currently seeking moderators to ensure that our text link descriptions match the content that is being linked to.”
Not really an idiot. I do have a mental image of...
Looking for partners or I Got It All!
Two Posts which I assume came from the same person in the NYC Computer Gigs group.
“To go into business for government contracting. I have everything!”
and
“Ok, I have to be stealthy in my post. I will reply with a detailed email If you wanna do business in IT with Uncle “you know who” and cash in on the big check you just wrote to “you know who”...
Craigslist emailer program needed Or Spam On The...
“I’m looking for a program that will collect and email thru a 3rd party server, all cars-xxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org emails. Not looking to spend more than $50, will consider more for a fully automated setup that will email all current and new listings, without exposing an email address from my domain.”
MWAHAHAHAHAH!
I have my evil plan:
1) Pay a sucker 50 bucks to setup a...
Show me how to crack WEP or I'm too Dumb to Figure...
“Looking for Hackers capable of cracking wep. Need this done ASAP!”
In the time you posed this ad, you too could type “Crack Wep” into google and choose any of the thousands of articles and videos there are on the topic. Oh, if your neighbor finally locked down his router, it’s time to spring for your own connection.
Repair!!!! or A little piece of my harddrive
I have a Dell Inspiron 1420 laptop that needs to be assembled from scratch. I have all the parts and screws but just need someone to put it together. I need a professional to do it. I don’t have much money to spare which is why I will pay 20.00 for the job because I’m pretty sure it will not take more than one hour to assemble.
Let me get this straight. You’ve taken apart your...
Practicing Safe MySpace?
The entire text of the post
“I just need protection. i have big poblems on myspace :(“
Hi, I’m Paulie Peanuts from Jersey. My associates in the Barritone Famliy would be happy to protect you. I’ll be sending my associate Vito over to collect a small fee for our services.
Bet you thought I was going to go with a condom reference.
Ticket Dating Website - Looking for a Partner or...
OK, This one is a little wacky a little nutty, and might require me to break it down a bit… Bring on the Snark!
“I owned the web site ibidfree.com Americas #1 FREE Auction Web Site but was forced to sell it because the people i hired to build a web site from the ground up put it on a template and when i was ranking 4 on Googles in the first year because i had people holding...
Any good Hackers out there? I need one.. OR Let's...
“Any good hackers who can ping an IP account, backdoor/bypass any firewall if any, and send a keylog /trojan program out..Target is a pc not a server. If you know what you’re doing, contact me and we’ll talk”
Sure, I’ll send my friends Zero Cool, Crash Override and Acid Burn to help you out with that.
February 2009
2 posts
Help Me Stalk
“Looking for a recent graduate of NYU to help me join Facebook’s NYU network, such that I can better flirt with NYU girls. Yes, Facebook only lets you assign your e-mail address to one account, but even if you’ve signed up for your own Facebook account, don’t worry — you can get another NYU e-mail address! All you need to do is register for an NYU alumni e-mail...
Software installation or Please Pirate for me
“We are seeking someone in possession of the installation discs for the following programs (for a Mac): Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, InDesign, and Photoshop. Ideally, you could come to our studio in the next two days during business hours (11-6) and install the full versions of the above software. The pay for this project is $100.”
Really? You’re a business and you’re...